The Ultimate Don’t?

Just….wow.

Sat next to this MAM (middle-aged mom? can I start that?) on the plane ride back to New York on Sunday night. She was only mildly obnoxious, what with the iPad she apparently needed ample elbow room for, the better foundation with which to play solitaire and read a Patricia Cornwell novel quite fervently, and the drink she not-that-nicely asked to keep on my tray (the iPad needed room to breathe).

When we landed and she was getting up to leave, I found this winner of an accessory strapped to her pants. That’s right – it’s a Crocs iPhone holster.

AND SUDDENLY, THE WHOLE PLANE RIDE WAS WORTH IT.

I mean, it’s a phone holster…shaped like a shoe…but not just a shoe…a Croc. Do we not all see why this is amazing?

I thought so.